The rules of soccer are very simple, basically it is this: if it moves, kick it. If it doesn't move, kick it until it does. ~ Phil Woosnam, Welsh soccer player and manager.
When I was in college, we used to roll out of bed, put on a painter's hat (they were stylish, believe it or not – see right). This past week, I had to get up early, and picked up this hat at the gas station.
What are the Chivas, you wonder? The state soccer team of Jalisco, MX. Chiva means goat. My wife's from Jalisco, and I'm a Capricorn. It just seemed like a fit.