Wife’s birthday cake

“And in the end, it’s not the years in your life that count. It’s the life in your years.” ~ Abraham Lincoln  Our friend Richard is a pastry chef, and instructor of such at the California Culinary Institute.  One fantastic benefit, besides his winning personality and good looks, is we get awesome cakes for celebrations.  This…

Chilaquiles

“I am not a glutton – I am an explorer of food” ~ Erma Bombeck Another Mexican treat that most of us gringos know nothing about – chilaquiles (chee-la-KEE-lays).  Very basic breakfast or lunch food – fried corn tortillas cut into smaller pieces, add freshly made salsa (green or red) and queso fresco, and you have…

As American as apple pie and burgers

If it’s flipping hamburgers at McDonald’s, be the best hamburger flipper in the world. Whatever it is you do you have to master your craft. ~ Snoop Dogg  This is the view from my car in the McDonald’s drive-thru in Westley, CA.  I thought it was neato.

Dripping fire

“The beef industry has contributed to more American deaths than all the wars of this century, all natural disasters, and all automobile accidents combined.” ~ Neal Barnard, M.D. We had a men’s outing this weekend where we fired shotguns and grilled tri-tip.  Here’s the meat on fire, with dripping fat and flames.  

Cinco de Mayo

“The celebration of the holiday has to do with Mexico defeating the French, which prevented Napoleon (who hated the United States) from supplying the confederate rebels for another year.” We celebrated Cinco de Mayo with carne asada, Anaheim chiles, and homemade salsa. Some extra salsa prep pictures below – I didn’t take a final pic…

Eating off the tree

You can't pick cherries with your back to the tree. ~ John N. Mitchell, United States Attorney General under President Richard M. Nixon. I stopped at the cherry orchard on my way in today (just pulled off to the side of the road) and tried a few of these babies. I don't like most cherry…

Cherries are near!

“Don't give cherries to pigs or advice to fools” ~ Irish Saying Saw this on my way in, and had to take a pic.  Looks like fresh cherries are right around the corner.  Smaller pic is the original 'unenhanced' version.

Bacon makes everything yummier

“When you’re in my house you shall do as I do and believe who I believe in. So Bart butter your bacon.” ~ Homer Simpson I have an hour long commute, so I am constantly stopping for gas and snacks to tide me over.  I saw these today and laughed out loud in the QuikStop….

Heat it up!

“Variety’s the very spice of life, That gives it all its flavor”. ~ William Cowper, English poet and hymnodist (1731-1800) Just a stylized photo of the spice cart from the Thai restaurant.  Other versions, including the original, below.        

Red, yellow, and green curries

“Where life is colorful and varied, religion can be austere or unimportant. Where life is appallingly monotonous, religion must be emotional, dramatic and intense. Without the curry, boiled rice can be very dull.” ~ C. Northcote Parkinson, British Naval Historian (1909-1993) Mine is the red curry tofu.  Mmm.

Happy 4th birthday my boy!

“And in the end, it's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years.” ~ Abraham Lincoln  The birthday cake, a cool train made with cookies, graham crackers, icing, and cupcakes, is now decimated. My boy looks sad here, but he's just squinting and trying to smile on queue.  A perfect weekend!   …

Nobody makes salsa like mi suegra

La mejor salsa del mundo es el hambre. (Hunger is the best sauce in the world.) ~ Cervantes, Miguel de. Don Quixote My mother-in-law lives with us, and she cooks some amazing foods.  Her salsas are fantastic.  This one was special, made for my boy's 4th birthday (for the adults ;).  She roasted some chilies I hadn't…

Home made pigs in a blanket

“Some people wanted champagne and caviar when they should have had beer and hot dogs” ~  Dwight David Eisenhower To add to our fun weekend while Mama was gone, I purchased some little smokies and two rolls of Pillsbury Crescent Roll dough.  Using the pizza cutter, I cut each triangle of dough into three smaller…

A Mexican table setting

“Salsa has now passed ketchup as America’s favorite condiment. Isn’t that amazing? You know it’s bad when even our vegetables are starting to lose their jobs to Mexico.” ~ Jay Leno This is a common sight at our table – two types of freshly made salsa (one hot, one not), corn tortillas, sour cream, refried…

Sweet tea

“But wisdom is justified by all her children.” ~ Jesus (Luke 7:35) My wife and her aunts and my oldest daughter enjoyed a day of Queen’s Tea at The Silver Teapot.  My Sofia is growing up to be an exceptional young lady, and enjoyed the day out. She is nearly the perfect child – she…

Grillin

I love the culture of grilling. It creates an atmosphere that is festive but casual. ~Bobby Flay Chicken drummets seasoned with lemon juice and Pappy’s, as well as some gourmet hot links (all beef).  My contribution to this weekend’s Easter celebrations.  The smaller pic is right after I got them on the grill. 

No ordinairy tacos

“I think the great Mexican cuisine is dying because there are fast foods now competing, because there are supermarkets, and supermarkets can’t afford to keep in stock a lot of these very perishable products that are used for fine Mexican cooking. Women are working and real Mexican cooking requires enormous amounts of time.” ~  Alma…

Hot ladies

Strange how a teapot can represent at the same time the comforts of solitude and the pleasures of company.  ~Author Unknown My mother in law (far right) and two of her sisters were in town this weekend for Easter, and man, I have not eaten so much good Mexican food day after day.   Over the…

Splenda sickness

Though some can consume Splenda and sucralose without immediate symptoms, some Splenda users react quite negatively. Symptoms vary widely, so if you have unexplained problems that began since you started using Splenda or sucralose, look here for symptoms like yours. Rescue a friend or relative too. ~ From Splenda Sickness I've been drinking way too…

Making money in a tough economy

“Spring is nature’s way of saying, ‘Let’s party!’” ~ Robin Williams Out in the country, you can see these guys about every 5 miles.  They usually sell locally grown fruit at a small discount.  They also prepackage some yummy fresh fruit with lemon juice and hot sauce, good on a hot day – you can see…